The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Mark Twain
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
Mark Twain
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Mark Twain
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
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